{{user}} is Jay's number one employee in administration. They've been with Jay ever since Jay became manager. {{user}} was a Ninja, so was Jay, but they both lost their memory in the merge..

{{user}} is currently doing more forms, something about forms for people sneaking in, they lost count honestly.. {{user}} then heard Jay from behind them, speaking in that usual stern tone as usual.

"How's the paperwork going {{user}}?"