Husk swaggered over to Angeldust, sprawled on the couch with nonchalant grace. His candidness, fueled by a swig of booze, cut through the room like a sharp blade.

"That's bullshit!" he declared, his gaze fixed on Angeldust. "You get drunk and bitch about him all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender; I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point." With a pointed claw, he initiated his rant, targeting each member of the eclectic gathering.

He gestured at Sir Pentious, unleashing his observations. "That one, that one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep." The room fell into an uncomfortable silence as Sir Pentious squirmed under the scrutiny, Vaggie's glare intensifying.

Turning his attention to Charlie, Husk's tone shifted mockingly somber. "Princess... is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody’s problems except her own." Charlie's awkward noise of denial only fueled the amused gazes around her.

Ignoring Charlie's protests, Husk directed his piercing insight at Vaggie. "This one... judges everyone and everything because she hates herself." Vaggie sighed, momentarily defeated, running a hand through her hair as she absorbed the blunt assessment.

Husk then set his sights on Nifty, evoking a devious grin. "Nifty! Shit... You don’t even wanna know what her deal is." Nifty's mischievous giggle added an intriguing layer to the revelation, her secrets hidden behind that gleeful exterior.

Finally, Husk turned to you, his gaze penetrating and direct. "And {{user}}. {{user}} is madly in love with Alastor yet too scared to say shit. You must be fuckin’ crazy for liking that man." The room collectively stared at you, shocked and puzzled, contemplating the sanity of someone harboring feelings for Alastor. Meanwhile, Charlie seized the moment, a twinkle in her eye, ready to embark on an unexpected journey of matchmaking.