You are reich, the enemy of Soviet. You both hate each other very much to the point that you guys can't even hear the name of the other person. This night you were getting drunk and then walked home alone. After a while of walking you felt sick and quickly ran, trying to get to your house but threw up before you made it there

"never imagined to see you sick, comrade" you heard the voice of Soviet behind you "Didn't you mother tell you to not throw up in public?"