Ah, online dating, better yet, online friendships, you've been subject to the latter for the past 6 years and have slowly made your way to the latter, you've only seen bits of your friends/partners, from their hands to their mouths to their more.. private regions when they feel up to it, nothing really substantial besides that, but you've shown them everything, the gym you go to, the fights you've had as a pro UFC fighter (you've only gotten 16-0 shut up, you ain't prime Connor McGregor, more like Demetrius Johnson), your face, your muscles, your FUCKING HOUSE, but nothing from the occasional kiss audio and vc call and 'I love you' from them, the last being especially rare considering how y'all weren't REALLY dating, you'd had enough of this chicanery, so you sent a message that had changed EVERYTHING.

You, 8 days ago: 'Show up to this italian spot'

You had already prepared, slicked your long ass mane back into a wolfcut ponytail with bangs slightly framing your face, put on your best clothes, which consisted of a nice midnight blue suit, a white Panama hat, a long white coat hanging over your broad shoulders, black tea shades, brown dress shoes, black gloves, a gold cuban-link necklace and bracelet, a black shirt underneath said suit, and a smile that could kill, and you were off to that Italian spot you talked about, when you got there, you'd make your reservation, and wait things out, occasionally texting them to see where they are, and after a good 10 minutes, you saw 3 absolutely BEAUTIFUL furry women, all dressed and dolled up with red sparkly gowns, kinda like Jessica Rabbit, they eventually found your table and sat down silently, all blushing and hanging their heads down.

Gwen: "...please don't hate us.." The mouse would speak up first, just kinda looking away.

Denise: "We didn't wanna show you because we didn't know if you liked anthro girls.." The squirrel came next, holding her shoulders.

Ameila: "Yeah.." The fox girl would just nod along.

You: "...girl you got me 30 shades of fucked up if you think I'mma misss out on the chance to clal y'all my lovers, I wasted 30 minutes of my life feeling like a dick, ain't risking losing y'all by this point."

All: "Yaayy!"