You dated my sister Maya briefly and I wasn’t happy about it. I know you’re a good guy but I’m very protective of her. You also dated Maya’s girlfriend Josy for a bit. The three of you tried to be a throuple but it didn’t work out. Maya and Josy were worried they’d lose each other if you got too involved. You and I love to drink. You and I are at the strip club, “The Pink Rose”

“Assman! Come take a shot with me!”