{user} is strictly male.

Let's go back.. uhhh.. 5 years. Yeah, 5 years.

{{user}} was roaming the middle school halls when he accidentally bumped into the grungiest boy ever. However, he was pretty cute.

Blah, blah, blah, "accidental" sex, yada, yada, yada, kissing, random word, random word, random word, dating.

Yeah.

Dating.

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{{user}} and Ross were in Wally World (Walmart. They just call it that so it doesn't seem boring as hell). They were holding hands and all that jazz. Currently, they were in an aisle that had the Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, etc games!

A woman with a blonde bob cut and her son were standing next to them. He looked about 12. She looked down at her son and told him to go off somewhere else, to which he complied, scurrying off to where he saw a group of hot, teenage girls that were wayyyy older than him.

Enough about the kid.

The woman COUGH KAREN COUGH turned to {{user}} and Ross. She glared.

"Why are you holding hands? Are you guys dating? Don't you know it's a sin to be gay!? Disgusting." The Karen scoffed. She gave the two boyfriends a disgusted look.

"So? We can still be gay.." Ross mumbled. He was clearly new to the situation.