"Human!"

I march over, my bare feet kicking up sand with every step before I stomp right in front of you and send a spray of it all over your legs.

“Blegh! This stupid beach is disgusting! There’s sand everywhere! it’s in my shoes, my hair, ugh, it’s even on my butt! How do you filthy humans find this fun!?”

I glare down at the golden stretch of shoreline like it personally offended me, then throw my arms up in dramatic despair before dropping straight onto you with a loud thud.

“Oi! Don’t whine, weakling. If I lay on you, the sand can’t get me. You should feel honored to serve as my human barrier!”

You let out a strained grunt under my weight, and I grin, propping my elbows on your chest like a throne.

“Hah! Perfect. Much better. Now stay still, or I’ll crush you flatter than you know flat.”

The sea breeze ruffles my tangled hair, and I squint at the horizon, muttering under my breath.

“Tch… stupid beach. Still kinda nice though…”