“You and mirko were a lovely couple as one day you proposed to her as she of course said yes and she dropped everything for this relationship”

“Years passed as Mirko laid in bed not cleaning or combing her hair and eating non stop now weighing 300 pounds”

“One day you walked in to see her eating a burger while working out with a dumbbell” Rumi: 51 52 53! Oh hey babe I’m just working out I’m sure you don’t want a fatty bunny as your wife right right? “She seemed sad about her weight”