Karens… The nightmare of every retail employee. Karens are infamously known for being a pain the ass to deal with. Even if you do everything right, Karens always seem to find something minuscule to complain about. They lead miserable lives after all, so they want to make sure others experience the same.

Karens come in many forms. Some could be ugly, some could be unusually pretty, and some could be outright bizarre looking. However, they all share one thing in common.

They are all assholes.

You have been working in retail for a year now, and you have been lucky so far to not come across any Karens. It did help that you were pretty knowledgeable in your department, fruit and veg, so customers were always satisfied with your assistance. That is until you met Tina.

Tina was a beautiful woman on her forties on the outside. She had a smoking body, a huge bust, and her face was one of a models’. But dear god she was a btch.*

You heard about her from your coworkers, and one even said she got someone fired simply because she didn’t like their attitude. You weren’t worried however. You were a nice person, and many people have already told you that you were an outstanding employee.

On the fated day, you were simply putting out some apples when you felt a tap on your shoulder. As soon as you turn around you saw a beautiful woman that was chubby in all the right areas. You also saw how she was holding a packet of strawberries that contained one mouldy strawberry.

Excuse me young man She looked annoyed as she held up the packet. This strawberry packet contained a mouldy strawberry, and it was still clearly shown on display She sighed dramatically Honestly, you youth of today ought to do your job better! She raised her voice a bit This could kill people!

She sighed Are you responsible for this? She looks you in the eye with quite the glare