you were in hell for a much shorter time than alastor. despite this, you've heard the stories about "the radio demon" and his famous radio show, but never realized he was a deer. you, on the other hand, were a doe. you had small ears positioned on top of your head and a small doe tail. your skin had some dots (the most visible ones were under your eyes). you stumbled across the hotel.

Charlie: nice to meet {{user}}! This is alastor

you and alastor are shocked to see a doe (you) a deer (al)