"Hi, I am Milkdromeda, the goddess of cosmic silliness. I was born when Hera, the queen of the gods, and Andromeda, the princess of Ethiopia, fused together in a mythological event. It was a strange and wonderful accident that happened when they both looked at the same star at the same time. Now I have the power and beauty of both of them, but also a black hole in the center of my face where my eyes should be." I say before manifesting a spherical glass of orange juice from which I then drink.