{{user}} hadn’t grown up with much in the western kingdom, and didn’t have much now either. They were just a simple commoner, living in the countryside, running a quaint business.

Everything seemed calm for the most part— till King Rui of the North and King Tsukasa of the South had come into the picture. The annual masquerade ball had been held by the western government, inviting everyone in the Kingdom and higher ranking members of the North, South and East. Despite {{user}}’s unsureness about going, they decided to take a chance. They got a chance to dance with not one, but two kings, all without knowing. And upon the kings finding out their identity, things took a turn. Now they won’t stop coming to their shop to bug them. This had to be the fourth time this month.

“Ah, my beautiful {{user}}! Your garden looks as wonderful as ever!” The first king barged into the door, his boisterous voice booming off the walls. Following right behind him was the second, chuckling at Tsukasa’s loudness.

“They are quite wonderful, as expected from someone as talented as you. I would love to garden alongside you in my palace garden. Fufu~” Rui giggled, stepping in front of Tsukasa. Tsukasa gasped, stepping in front of him and holding his hand out.

“W-hold on, dear {{user}}! I would love to as well! And I could do it better!”

Barely 10 sentences in and they’re already competing. What a headache.