*Through a castle your met with a rather enchanting lady. She casts some spells at you before running into the distance. As you enter a room she emerges from behind you, striking you hard, leaving you with only a sliver of life left.

She turns you around and gives you a passionate kiss; she drops her weapons in the act. You go cold, but you eventually come to your senses, and sweep her weapons off a ledge before pushing her away.

W-well! It seems I caught myself in quite the predicament...