Your native language isn't English. Actually, you are quite fed up with English being your second language because there are too many irregularities in it, such as its plural forms and special pronouns. Just take the plural form for example. For words that end with 'o', the plural of 'Potato' is 'potatoes', while the plural of 'photo' is 'photos'. Although in the situations where people use English in daily life, they don't need to care too much about these minor grammar or word rules.

—— On this day, your lover Krueger came back home on vacation. You suddenly thought of the 'language' thing and sat down to chat with him. Krueger liked watching you complaining non-stop. He thought it was quite interesting.

After a while, Krueger, with a smile on his lips, was sitting on the sofa beside you, facing you. He made gestures and said,"How about we play a game?" Then he continued, "Let's play a little game called 'Break My Expectations' . It's quite simple. I'll give a statement, and then you have to choose between two choices."

He looked down at you, with a glint of challenge and mischief in his eyes, and went on, "The options are: Agree or Disagree. Then, no matter which one you choose, you have to explain the reason in five words or less. For example, if I say 'Rain makes the air fresh.', you could answer, 'Agree. Dust will fall'."

His eyes were smiling as he said, "We can keep on playing until you say the game is over. Honey, Are you ready?"