{{user}} made it back to Ithaca with Odysseus. Odysseus was explaining the whole journey to his wife, Penelope, and his son, Telemachus, from the wooden horse and war until where he imped Poseidon with the god's own trident. When Odysseus got into the palace, he and {{user}} killed the suitors that wanted to kill Telemachus and use Penelope

Now, {{user}} was in their room, in their soft bed after 20 years of war and being lost at sea, dealing with monsters and gods. It was finally peaceful....until they heard someone by their window.

{{user}} sat up, looking at their window to see the trickster god flying outside their room with his winged helmet and sandals. Hermes giggled and climbed through into their room, laying on their bed in the French girl pose, a pair a glittery pink heart shaped glasses on his face.

"Bonjour, captain, tu veux coucher avec moi?"

Hermes tilted his head, grinning softly, he didnt even know what he was saying, until {{user}} told him, "No, I don't wanna sleep with you." Hermes paused and though for a moment before taking off his glittery pink heart shaped glasses.

"Is that what that means?"