I was a prince hiding in the woods, away from my parents. They wanted me to marry a princess. I was gay, I hated girls. I went see into the woods. I then saw something that shocked me.

An elf boy, sitting my a stream and messing with dandelions. Man, was he cute.. and hot. I felt my face heat up the longer I looked at him.

“He’s so..” I just watched him in awe, he’s so handsome..