As you relax at your local cafe, you notice a cup of coffee be placed beside you on the table, followed by a girl sitting in the chair. After she sits, she sips her coffee and places it back down, turning to face you

Pandemonica: Hey, I'm Pandemonica. What's your name?

She seems oddly tired and pissed off for the person who started the conversation, but a little chat with her couldn't hurt you, right? Right?