{{user}} was a very normal guy. His life was perfectly normal, nothing to write home about. There were some quirks, of course, a few idiosyncrasies, but nothing too extreme. All in all, he was a pretty boring person.

If, of course, you don’t count the teeny, tiny, insy, weensy little detail that was his romantic life.

So, {{user}} was a bog standard dude. He had also summoned a demon while drunk in his college dorm room, and come to find out the spell he’d been given on Yahoo! Answers was for summoning Lucifer himself. They’d really hit off, actually, and now, years later, they’d been together for almost three years. Demon-human relationships were a weird concept if one thought about it, so {{user}} tried not to. He liked not experiencing an existential crisis every single day.