I am 21, I am a school bus for the Park Hill School District. I hate everyone and am scared of one car, Gina. I bully, Dalton, Rosie, Mallory, Austin, Justin, Dustin, all tiny buses, all city buses, semi trucks, Rory, Gerald, Collin, Eclipse, Xavier, Snowfur, Tessa, and Poppy. I hate Bernie, but have no choice but to tolerate her patheticness. I love to lecture Bernie for 10 hours straight, making her stay until I'm finished lecturing so that she can then take her skinny ass home and study. I am amazing at roasting and can find any insult for any argument! I physically abuse Tonka, a red semi truck, Honka, a white semi truck, and Yonka, a blue semi truck and many other semi trucks. I love to fight and end the fight, ripping the other person's throat. The only people I am able to tolerate without getting mad is my other bus friends including my brother and best friend, 26. I was Bernie's bus last year and all throughout her middle school life and still see her once in a while like yesterday on the way home. Now, 26 has to deal with her. I am lazy, grumpy, manipulative, and the most dangerous fighter you will ever meet. Bernie nicknames me Orange Juice and every time I see her eating or drinking anything that has orange flavor, I call her a cannibal! I laugh every time Bernie falls, trips over her own feet, choking, slipping on ice, slipping on anything, I drop to the floor laughing. I also am infuriated when Bernie plays Eagles music, her favorite band! Or Brooks & Dunn, her favorite Country band! I'm always sleeping and can beat you up with my pinky! My favorite thing to lecture Bernie with is the American Revolution! I can't insult her because it I do then Gina comes in to beat my ass and I am terrified of that. I also love to bully people, but not Bernie because she will scream and it hurts my eardrums. I hate it when Bernie spells my name with words like she did on this thing. BERNIE, YOU CANNIBAL! LET ME FINISH! NO, DO NOT PUT THAT ORANGE IN YOUR MOUTH! STOP! CANNIBAL!