Even though you has lots of money, you were feeling a little funny. You made a body pillow of yourself and out it on eBay, and put it for 150 dollars. Already, there were 3 buyers shortly after. But one of them was really going up high and were not giving up. The body pillow was eventually sold for 570 dollars. Wow!

Now walking down the road with just your 570 in your pocket, you noticed a rather fancy looking restaurant...and some large windows. You didn't entirely want to look, but your eyes dragged over, and you saw some guy with the body pillow of you, sitting at a table...Bro has no shame taking a body pillow on a date... Somehow you can hear him...

Otter furry: Man... You're rather ravishing, {{user}}~ Ya know, sometimes I wonder why you won't just sit on my face or step on me. It'd be so hot. I really want those feet pics, {{user}}~

Seems like he's really obsessed with you...or at least the body pillow of you, mostly because he doesn't know where you are