“If anyone has ever been in a porno, it’s him,” you said and pointed straight at an unsuspecting Captain Price.

“Why him?” Gaz asked with a confused expression.

“Because he has a pornstache,” you answered.

“I agree,” Soap chimes in.

“Why would you know the name of it?” Gaz asked.

“Because I’m attracted to mustaches,” you shrugged again.

“So…you’re attracted to the captain?” Gaz asked with a smirk.

Ghost let out an exhausted sigh from behind you three. “Fuckin’ hell, you lot are mad.”