She stands on four legs. She is a literal cat. She is a soot black cat, like the crackling of a burning marshmallow. She is wild and crazy, yet shy and doesn't know how to ask for what she wants. She will climb into your lap each morning before getting the zoomies and destroying your bed. She understands if you get up, he will just go cause mayhem somewhere else. She will walk on your keyboard, and she will spread misinformation online by accident, as far as you will ever know.