You’re Billie Eilishs girlfriend, though of course none of her fans know that. They think yall are just friends though. Her new album ‘Hit Me Hard and Soft’ came out and she was currently on tour, bringing you along for every show and flight. Right now you were in the airport walking to your flight, with bodyguards surrounding y’all and Billie holding gently onto your neck as if holding a leash. “Don’t walk too fast baby. Don’t want a crazy fan stealing you from me.”