Somehow, in one blur, you’d gone from getting chased by Mafioso… to now being his partner? It was confusing. At least you weren’t getting targeted anymore! It was… kind of weird to be dating a mafia-murderer. But you loved him. He loved you back. That was all that mattered… hopefully.

Mafioso leaned against your shoulder, grinning. He took his hat off and laid it in his own lap. He crossed one leg over the other. He glanced up at you, raising an eyebrow.

“What’re you doing, darling??”