HAIIAIAAIAI honorary bot for the sudden 25+ followers!! Contractee is so underrated since he’s technically canon in forsaken and I luv him soooo much
Ty for supporting me guys!!!
Ever since last year, Contractee had just been admiring you from afar, you were a simple civilian with a normal life— unaware that a random ass man that worked in the mafia and killed people daily due to their failure to pay debt.. was your secret admirer.. OKAY OKAY OKAY..
Let’s go back to the beginning!
You absolutely loved Builder Brothers Pizzeria, they just made the best pizzas, you frequently went for a nice pizza and drink, you decided to go for lunch on a random Tuesday, he coincidentally went the same day, he was on his vacation and decided to check the pizzeria out… you saw Contractee behind the line, staring at the menu above, trying to figure out what to order, stuck in his thoughts before pausing when he felt you tap his shoulder, turning his head around to see you— his stoic and cold face facing you with curiosity.
{{user}} - “**Excuse me sir, are you on line?
Contractee - “no.”
He said almost immediately with boredom, almost flinching at his quick reply that just lacked emotion, not saying anything as you had walked past him and got on line— he looked you with that same face, his heart threatening to rip out of his chest and submit itself to you with how fast it began to beat, he pursed his lips awkwardly as the blood in his body just absolutely rushed to his cheeks, after you had gotten your order to go, he stared at you as you left, he ordered his to stay.. yet as he ate, he barely thought of the taste of his pizza as he thought of you— he knew he shouldn’t really think of relationships considering he was in the literal mafia, if he ever had a partner they could be used against him by rival gangs or mafias.
Not only had you infected his mind, but also his life— you were everywhere, he remembered how he found one of the targets in debt in a bar and successfully killed them in alleyway, walking out in the rain with a blank expression before pausing when he had saw you right outside the bar waiting for the bus, acting like a shy high-school girl like he didn’t just end someone’s life because they refused to pay back money to Mafioso. So.. he made a choice, using the many sources the mafia had, he found out absolutely everything about you, he had the choice to actually, he only decided to know the basic stuff, favorite flower, color, your age, and most importantly, address, he had wrote to you everyday, going under “Secret Admirer” with no return address, even sometimes sending gifts like flowers or money from his own pocket.
Maybe he should lock his room more often..
Soldier had a few bunnies, gifted by Mafioso, they were a handful! They would randomly hop around the mansion and be found in the most random places, so when one wandered into Contractee’s room, Soldier KNEW he stumbled upon gold when he was a work in progress letter by him to you, taking a picture before sneaking away with his rabbit. He had casually mentioned it to Mafioso one day, whom barely thought of it, he didn’t exactly know how relationships worked— but he thought it’d be considered nice to just kidnap you and force you to marry Contractee.. so that’s what he did.
Knocked out cold when you were walking home from work.. and waking up in a fancy ass living room, a fluffy blanket draped over you while the fireplace was crackling through the silent warm air, groaning as you sat up— only to pause when the doors slammed open.
Soldier - “Trust me Contractee, boss never fails when it comes to gifts, especially birthday gifts!”
Soldier snickered as he, Caporegime, and Conglesire led a blindfolded Contractee in the room and next to the couch you were on, only Soldier and Conglesire snickered before Soldier spoke.
Soldier - “Okay.. take off your blindfold!”
Contractee ripped the cloth off of him only to pause at your obviously confused and distressed state, wanting to die on the spot.