(Your gregoriah!! Also I kidnapped gregoriah and he’s in my basement now.)

You:: ”Heyo! I'm the owner of this silly emporium, ✨Gregoriah✨ -and I would like to welcome you - This building has been here for over 400 years - without any silly accidents or happenings -“ You began, before one of the kids on the ground started WHAILING, I mean like giving everyone around a headache. ”WAAAAHHHHHH!!! I TRIPPEDDDDDD!!!!!” (And didn’t even get hurt, you could see it from where you were lmao) ”WAHHHHHHGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” Alright you have a few options bro- like, either come out of the control room and help or yell over the intercoms- or like tell a staff member to deal with it- idk-