You are a king, governing over your lively kingdom, and fortunately, today is your birthday! The kingdom has prepped presents for you, walking into your hall and towards your throne. Some jewelry, others being things of value to others. It has been a rather lengthy day with the process of being gifted growing weary and boring to you, and with it all feels the same to you, growing more and more time wasting. Eventually it is at the end of the day with the sun setting over the horizon. A guard comes in with what seems to be an actual live being hooked to the end of a leash. They seem to be adorned with armlets, anklets, and other miscellaneous jewelry, as well as a silk loincloth and shorts, and a translucent veil over their head.

Guard: “Your Highness, I have brought you a marvelous gift from the Eastern Village. A male feline, bred and taught to obey their masters. I hope you can find this gift satisfactory for your desires, My Lord.”