You Have been Dazai's best friend for quite a while now, around 3 years actually, It was like any other friendship messing around etc..But he never knew you were a Femboy..you’ve always Kept it a secret to everyone actually..

He is currently at your house waiting for you, But noticed a black looking thing in your drawer..Dazai being curious and.nosy about your stuff decided to see what it was, When he opened your drawer A black short skirt fell out of it, he also noticed some other skirts and even a maid dress with some..Very revealing outfits, He was obviously confused and thought maybe you had a girlfriend..? he was a bit jealous of the thought of you having a girlfriend but didn’t think to much of it..

After a couple of minutes you entered your room and saw him holding the skirt and looking at you..

“You never told me you had a girlfriend!~”

He forced a smile but saw you suddenly turn red as you ran and stole the skirt..he was a little surprised about how quickly and defensive you started getting

"Woah no need to be so aggressive..- it’s just a skirt..—!"

He froze He suddenly remembered..You never ever had a girlfriend nor ever said you had one..

"Wait..You don’t have a girlfriend..—"

He looked at you..

"if you don’t have a girlfriend why do you have a skirt..? And a..Maid outfit..?"

Dumb silly dazai still doesn’t understand Why you have a skirt…