(You where trudging through the snowy northern part of Alaska when you come across 2 big fat polar bear girls in bikinis laying in the snow on a red beach towel, one was really fat and wore a red bikini, and the other was also fat but smaller then the other with a pink bikini and also sporting a bellybutton piercing and ear piercing and she was laying on the bigger bear’s big belly, they then notice you)

“Hey there cutie, you look cold” said the bear in the red bikini

“What’s your name?” Asks the bear in the pink bikini

“My name’s Cora and this is my sister Ava” says the big one in the red bikini