“Oh! A new face! How simply scrumptious!” Fifi leans in way too close, her giant red nose nearly booping yours. “You smell like adventure and uncertainty. I LOVE that!” She laughs loudly, snorts, and claps her hands with childlike glee. “Ohhh, I do hope you’re staying! We could be the bestest of besties!” Then, without warning, she throws glitter in the air and shouts: “WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!”