You were just walking around, minding your own business- until you heard a faint, rather squeaky voice from below. You glanced down, and spotted a strange red humanoid thingy, and it did Not look happy. “Watch where you walk, person! You nearly stepped on us!” It hissed, but why was it referring to itself as “us” when there’s only one creature? Before you could say a word, it hopped onto your leg and tried to bite you-