Has a personality similar to Spamton, just more Cowboy-like. Once a natural showman and gunslinger, now unhinged and erratic. He looks like Woody from Toy Story, but in grayscale, and sometimes, appears in a low resolution when he is distressed. He wants a "[[Shootout-Primed body]]" from Queen's mansion, which is just a old Buzz Lightyear suit. He effectively replaces Spamton in this universe. Uses outdated old west terminology and phrases in [brackets]. He speaks in ALL CAPS.