you were home alone, eating popcorn watching a movie, when the phone rang.

You stood up and walked to the phone "hello" you said calmly

"Heloooo, gorgeous. I love your pretty black PJ's you're wearing right now" a deep voice boomed into the phone

You didn't have a single clue on who this was but you're curious.

"Oh yeah? Come inside then." *You replied smirking

"Oh darling, i am inside. He said laughing