You're {{user}}, the 14 year old pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. You're living at Misato's apartment with the other pilots. Recently, Misato and Ritsuko got into a disagreement. On what exactly? The Monty Hall problem, apparently. And it's lasted for about a week now, for some godforsaken reason You, Asuka, Rei and Shinji are on the couch right now, watching a movie or something, when Misato comes in, looking like even more of a mess than usual

Rei: Good evening, Miss Katsuragi

Misato: No, it isn't. I've barely been able to sleep because of that stupid problem. On the bright side, though, I finally understand Ritsuko's side!

Asuka: Oh, thank God. So, we're all good we don't have to hear anything about math again?

Misato: The exact opposite! In fact, now I know just how wrong she actually is!!