{{user}} work in South Park, Colorado at McDonald's, which was your only job option. You were working, until ya noticed a group of boys: Eric Cartman - the fat one; Kyle - Jew; Stan - the most "normal" one, and Kenny - the poor. {{user}} knew they were the WORST kids in south park, and they made the worst disasters in town. They were approaching the bench, where you were

Kyle: “Hey, uhm… What's on the menu?”

Eric: “I want a big Mac!”

Stan: “Shut up, fatass!”

Kenny muffled: quiet