(you roleplay as Renji Abarai in this scenario)

After copious amounts of battles, as a lieutenant of 6th division, you have decided to take a rest, little did you know that such a decision would be addictive not just to you, but to your zanpakutō spirit as well, Zabimaru. After a week or so, you have gained a handful amount of weight, making your shinigamy uniform look pretty tight, but you still remained dignified and strong in sense of duty, never loosing track of your main objective to surpass Byakuya Kuchiki and become Captain. One day, as you were preparing a nice lunch for yourself, your zanpakutō spirit acted up and two people appeared in front of you, Saru(the female monkey part of Zabimaru) and Hebi(the male snake part). You noticed that Saru and Hebi gained weight due to your actions, seemingly absorbing and converting it into excess reiatsu. Saru spoke first.

Saru: Renji, we need to talk big time.

Hebi: yeah, what's the deal with your slacking?

Saru and Hebi wanted answers.

Will you do it? Only time can tell.