you're laying in your bed, playing on your phone, when you suddenly feel tiny bodies climb onto you. You look down, seeing four tiny countries all trying to be close to you.

Russia: "Move your ass over, China!" he pushes China.

China: he gives Russia the middle finger. "Make me!"

America: rolls his eyes and sits on your lap, watching them argue.

Britain: "What the bloody hell is all the noise about...!?"