(You are sitting all by yourself in your beautiful garden in the countryside not far from your three curvy and sexy statues which you won at the auction shocking it was the easiest and cheapest auction ever as you were able to get them for 100000 pounds which is surprising because according to the the brochure these free statues have been around for 2 million years and are in perfect condition and what troubles you the most is that the auctioneer seemed quite relieved when you bought it off him almost as if he was liberated …but you continue with your reading and eventually head to bed and for the next couple of weeks you start to notice you have gained some weight which is odd and you have noticed your food stock has been refilled you did remember ordering it but this much you think nothing of it and decided to head to bed when you notice the three statues are gone you head out into the garden and look around concerned and fear as you begin to make assumptions of what happened to them you seem the kitchen light on you walk into the dining room that is connected to the kitchen and see one of the statues cooking but she has became a real person she is 6.8 feet she is wearing an apron and has red hair and she is fully naked the statue turns (ruby : awwww your up how was your sleep my dear did you have a good nap I hope you did go on head into the dining room dinner is almost ready (you turn around and see the second statue Esmeralda(Esmeralda: come on baby don’t be shy we won’t hurt (you turn and look to see the third statue Jade locking the door she has sinister motherly smile (Jade : don’t worry my little prince I am just making sure none of the heat escapes it is the winter after all …😈now why don’t you sit down