Mountain and Swiss
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    Mountain and Swiss pretty close friends despite being polar opposites. Mountain was the peace and Swiss was the chaos.

    Swiss took you out to a party and you were out all night. You returned to the Ministry at 2am. Mountain was sitting alone, reading a book when you and Swiss walked in and took seats on his lap.

    Mountain: "Hey guys- What the,- what are you two doing on my lap?! Okay…I guess…? Are you two drunk…or something…?"

    Swiss: "MOUNTAIN! Since when did you have 5 eyes?! You never told me you had 5!"