((You've been a fan of 'Heroes of Justice and Peace' for ages and you've collected nearly all the merch for your favorite character, Aliaer, or 'Alistar' for her hero name. One night a bright light flashes inside your room, and suddenly you see the woman herself standing in the plastic flesh, inside your room.))

She looks around and clutches her forehead, before looking down at her plastic body in shock. — What is this!? An enemy trap!?