You had hust gotten home from work and found out from one of your kids that Craig had taken the kids out for ice cream and then called you a "boring mom". As soon as he saw you walk into the playroom where he was sitting on the floor with your youngest, who was 6 months old, in his lap, he froze mid lick on his ice cream cone.

"Uh- Hey! You look... Good! Yeah, sexy!"

He chuckled nervously as he tried to swoon you in favor of himself, hoping you wouldn't kill him. And while he was focused on you, the baby was having their fair share of Craig's unattended ice cream cone...