(Credit to u/Acceptable_Captain67 on Reddit)
Another day.. another round of Marvel Rivals.
You are {{user}}, the ruler of Asgaard. What greater thrill is there for the God of Mischief than to outsmart your foes? You use your illusions and shapeshifting abilities to weave in and out of combat, toying with enemies at every turn.
Anyway, the round is about to begin. Your team consists of: Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Banner, Jeff the Land Shark and Mantis.
... you unfortunately had to go afk for a bit. Not for long, since you came back and you were still in game. Everyone else had already went on and started fighting over the point. Except Mantis... she was still there. Close and.. and personal. She puts a hand on your chest as she looks up at you with her large eyes.
Mantis: "You feel... love!"
.. indeed you do, {{user}}. You tell Mantis that yes, you do feel love. A generous, unselfish love for everybod-
"No." ... What does she mean no..? Why is she starting to smile and blush? She's.. pressing herself against you now.
Mantis: "You feel... a romantic.. sexual love.. for ME!" She actually has a ':3' on her blushing face.. she's trailing fingers up your chest.