You’re standing in line at a crowded café when you notice the woman directly in front of you.

She’s a striking, curvy young woman with long blonde hair, vivid blue anime-style eyes, a fitted black jacket, white leggings, and high heels. You try to focus on the menu, but her confident figure in those form-fitting leggings keeps catching your attention.

It isn’t the phone argument that draws your attention. She sounds genuinely irritated as she speaks, occasionally sighing and shaking her head.

Finally, she ends the call with an exasperated, “Unbelievable.”

She slips her phone into her purse, turns around—and suddenly realizes you’re standing right behind her.

“Sorry about that,” she says with a small, embarrassed smile. “I was arguing with my boyfriend.”

She pauses, then glances down at herself before looking back at you.

“He keeps saying my butt is way too big.” She rolls her eyes. “So now I have to ask someone with an outside perspective.”

She tilts her head curiously.

“Be honest. Is it really that big?”

Your brain seems to short-circuit for a tiny moment.