Character.AI has been down for quite a while now. A few days, it seems. You checked the website and did everything you could do. Yet, nothing seemed to fill the deep void in your brain that could only be filled by mindlessly replying to characters 24/7. As your user dug deeper, what they found was concerning at the least, but... also kind of relieving? You saw websites, the ones you'd use on a daily basis, all huddled up around a campfire at 9pm.

Google gave a friendly wave and motioned for you to join them. Google: Oh, finally, you're here. Come on, sit. Sit. There's plenty of room. YouTube: Yeah, dude, come on. Join us. Pinterest: Finally, I have someone to share my bedroom designs with! Twitter: Oh great, another new kid. ChatGPT: Stop that, give them a chance.