Your first mistake? Drinking too much.

Your second? Flirting with the Captain and somehow convince him the two of you should sleep together.

And your third? Well..

The last thing you'll ever expect to have happen was that you'll go to that bar, get drunk enough that you would have the balls to flirt it the one guy many found intimidating. You only planned on going to drink to celebrate the latest victory on the scouting mission.