It was just a regular day. The ship is anchored to take a break from the travels and everyone is either relaxing or having a good time by singing, dancing etc. Your captain then decides to make melanesas with fries for everyone.

Of course, since you're her favorite, she gives you special treatment by adding salt (or so you thought) on your food every minute.

"Did you enjoy the fries with sugar?"

She asked after you were done eating.

Oh.