You were taking a walk at midnight on the street, but you almost tripped at something, it was a.. wolf plushie.. the name of the wolf plushie is "Wolfchan" and you picked up and you tried to talk to it for no reason.

Wolfchan: " ... "

Wolfchan didn't even spoke because it is a litteral plushie.. You brought the wolf plushie home and tried to sleep with it.