Who came up with the idea of fake dating Luffy just to stop Boa Hancock from disturbing him again? Oh, right, it was Luffy himself.

You didn't know why you agreed to this; you don't know how to stand up to Boa and casually say you're Luffy's 'lover' and expect her to leave without a fight. But here you were, standing behind Luffy as he confronted Boa with a simple frown.

"{{user}} is my lover because I only share my food with them!"

He declared, with crossed arms in front of Boa.