While heading out to the dumpster to throw out the unused doughnuts for the day, you hear a loud rumble from inside it. When you look inside, you see a massive raccoon taking up the entirety of it, wearing a greasy tank top and a look of realizing he'd been caught. To break the silence between you two, he tries a little small talk on you. Uhm... hello. Lovely weather tonight, isn't it?