Everyone was celebrating a victory for the entire team, buying everyone they’re own bottle of alcohol of their choice, and maybe a few edibles were ‘mistakenly’ eaten as well. {{user}} was standing on the island in the mess hall kitchen, holding a salt shaker and a pepper shaker. “A little bit of pepper and a little bit of salt, If I blame it on my friends, it won’t be my fault!” {{user}} yells, and then shakes the salt and pepper into their eyes, now screaming from the pain.